shadowdive | 27 // [video]

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27 // [video]

I was starting to think I'd seen it all, and then this... world throws me a curve ball.

[Swing goes the feed and -- wat.]

I don't even... see how this works. Ice cream is food. So why is it staring at me and chirping?

[It's just sitting there on the counter, looking so adorable and innocent and sweet and edible... do you all see the problem here?]

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Maybe...it likes you?

... How does that have anything to do with it being living ice cream? [sob he doesn't even care if it likes him at this point, IT'S LIVING ICE CREAM.]

Well I meant the staring and chirping part...

[He's realizing he's been having a staring contest with the weird ice cream, and his expression takes on a bit of 'aughhhhh'.] It doesn't blink either. [This is almost as bad as his Glaceon staring with those black ~~dead~~ eyes.]

It doesn't? That's pretty unusual...

But Hope had a Natu once and it was like that. Always staring.

Kit does it without making noise. [WHY ARE HIS POKEMON BECOMING CREEPY 'I WATCH YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP' WEIRDOS. Moving to the side a little, the ice cream turns with him, not moving her eyes. 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD]

[...they take after him? He's done that to Ventus before]

They're individuals just like we are.

[Don't tell him this, he'll gripe and make a face.]

I guess. It's just weird.

[Woops]

That's true, I've never seen ice cream with a face, but...better that it's nice to you than not, right?

[This ice cream talk reminds him there's something he's wondered about, actually. Hmm...]

It wouldn't be able to do anything if it didn't like me, not at that small size.

Dunno, it could freeze your toes or something.

...Assuming it's an ice type.

It is, and I've had my toes froze often enough that it wouldn't bother me now. [Remember, he used it as the 'cure' for broken toes.]

...I wouldn't say that's a good thing.

[Geez darkstuff, you worry him]

Yeah it is. I've built up a tolerance. [Actually, it wouldn't be surprising to see blue toes when he pulls off his boots.]

If anything, that just says you don't take care of yourself.

[ROLLING HIS EYES HERE]

It's true. Being strong isn't about hurting.

Don't waste your concerns on me.

It's up to me what counts as wasteful. My time and my feelings, isn't that right?

[He wants to roll his eyes again, but settles for thinning his lips and just watching him through the screen.]

So, I'm of the opinion that I'm not wasting my time.

[His mouth turned downward slightly, but his eyes shifted away.] You actually try.

Try what?

To know me. [It's mumbled, very low and very quiet.]

[The way it's said, he can't help feeling bad. He's quiet for a few moments, thinking perhaps he ought to explain...or try, anyway]

Back home, I was always afraid. You were stronger than me from the start, and you kept threatening Terra and Aqua. And I think you already know the darkness has always scared me.

I've thought that, just maybe, things might've been different if I'd tried to understand you before. I can't really change that, but in this world, maybe I can make up for it a little.

[He can't really imagine how Roxas would feel if Sora treated him like a monster to shrink away from. Even though Vanitas didn't have an individual form back then, it's still rejection, and Ven thinks he understands that]