37 // [audio] kind of shittily locked from boyfriendo

[shadowdive]

Hey. Network, I need some ideas, I guess.

[There's a bit of a pause, hesitating, but it eventually.. awkwardly comes out.]

Is there something special I'm supposed to get Karkat for Christmas? Or am I supposed to treat it like just another gift giving holiday? And if you know him well enough, what kind of Pokemon do you think he would like that he doesn't already have.

[This is why this is audio only. He was tempted to use text, but that would be easier to hack, so audio it is........ not like this isn't really easy to hack, but he knows well enough that Karkat can't hack things for shit.]

Comments

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[roemance]

not me specifically i meant i aint heard or seen you at ALL
up until noww that is

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[shadowdive]

I assumed you wouldn't bother me with bullshit again and unblocked you.

[Not really but he left that wide open.]

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[roemance]

[Wants to tell him to get a crab SO BADLY just because karkat said he hated crabs and it would ruin everything.

But then...

urgh.]

dont you dare get him crabs he hates those things

[THERE. FEEL PRIVILEGED.]

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[shadowdive]

The ones here don't look the same, from what I understand.

[Like he'd listen to Eridan anyway.]

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[roemance]

of COURSE they dont look the same wwere not on alternia are wwe

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[shadowdive]

Then getting reminders of something he misses isn't something I want to do. Thanks, I guess, for saying something somewhat useful, if I hadn't already known not to do that.

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[roemance]

[/just clicks offline because urgh he does not want to talk to you he TRIED ok]

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[shadowdive]

[Weirdo. Trying scored a point at least, but it isn't going to make him sass the princess any less.]