shadowdive | 28 // [audio]

[The feed starts out with a bit of static, but it wears off soon enough with Vanitas talking.]

Out of Mt. Mortar, starting now.

[Off to the side, his tone goes sour.] Now, you're learning how to freaking swim, and we're taking the other route next time. You got that?

I don't see what the bulge fondling deal was. We made it out just fine!

You're learning how to swim. Deal with it.

So, essentially, what we have here is you not wanting to confront your fears so you're more or less attempting to force me to do what doesn't come fucking naturally to anyone indigo on down?

Don't know what you're talking about, and I'm not looking for a lesson this time. While you're here, you're human, and humans can freaking swim.

You don't know what I'm talking about... How about I shove you the merry fuck back in there and sit my Lapras in front of the goddamn exit? What then?

[There's dead silence for a moment, before the sound of a fist hitting a face. Yeahh. The network gets a few audio cues that tell of a fistfight going down, before the gear is dropped and it cuts out.]

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The reality you guys are coming from is so ass backwards...

There's a lot of good in the worlds, but the brighter the light shines, the bigger the shadows are.

I call hoofbeast shit. Lot of good my nubs... There's nothing good out there and you're deluded if you think otherwise.

Well you've never been to the world where I trained, or met the people I have. If there wasn't good out there, we wouldn't know what bad was - it'd just be the usual.

Suffering is the usual. The only reason that good shit ever happens is so that Life can pull the rug from under your feet. It's only there so we understand what misery really is.

I think that'd be a really sad way to look at life.

Not sorry to say, but that's how it goes.

...Guess that's going on my list of things to do while I'm in this place.

...What is.

Trying to show you that the worlds aren't all about pain and suffering.

[ sure is an audible facepalm! ]

Since I'm so predictable, I'm sure you saw that coming.

[Don't give yourself boo-boos, Karkles...]

Don't waste your time.

[ he's not worth it~ ]

It's up to me how I use my time, right? If anything, I consider not trying a waste.

[Silly Karkat, of course you're worth it]

I'm not likely to change my fucking mind.

Where there's a will, there's a way. Maybe you won't change your mind, but I still believe it's possible.

You're giving me goddamn cavities.

[At least he's not singing. He's half-Disney, he could so be singing]

So I'll send you some of that gum that's supposed to help with that.

What?

[ I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF A TRUE LOVE'S KISS~ ]

If I'm giving you cavities, there's gum for that. I saw it in the store.

[See, Ven's got a sense of humor too, Karkles. Aaaand...

I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream~

...He knows that song, just saying]

...It's only a joke when the other person understands the context.

It sounds like you knew I was joking though.

Yeah and?

Is there a problem, if you understood?

It's not really funny unless the context is understood.

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