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27 // [video]

I was starting to think I'd seen it all, and then this... world throws me a curve ball.

[Swing goes the feed and -- wat.]

I don't even... see how this works. Ice cream is food. So why is it staring at me and chirping?

[It's just sitting there on the counter, looking so adorable and innocent and sweet and edible... do you all see the problem here?]

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[You really need to ask from the ewwwwwww face Vanitas is making?]

[Just trying to make conversation.]

Yes. [Conversation yeahhhh] It's so cold it hurts to eat.

Guess it's an ice type then.

Probably didn't taste very good either, judging by your face.

Not in the least bit. [Scrunching his face a moment, he frowned then, glancing offscreen at the new Pokemon.] Stop trying to climb on me, you don't have any arms to begin with.

Does it walk?

It bounces; it has no appendages outside of that weird cone butt it has.

A bouncing ice cream cone.

Now I've seen everything. Heartless and nobodies weren't this weird.

[You've never seen prize pods, Roxas-]

I've seen stranger. [No, I am not discussing my emotions personified into little critters 8||| But he is going to finally pick up the ice cream and awkwardly stand there with his arm out so it isn't.. hop/climbing on him.] This definitely is up there though.

[Roxas isn't going to ask. The fact that there are stranger things out there than living ice cream is enough for him.]

At least it makes for a good story or something.

It makes a boring story; ice cream that came to life and tasted gross, oh no.

It could be the start of a horror movie or something.

A crappy horror movie. No one would pay to see that kind of thing; a real horror movie needs to make someone wet themselves.

Then it can be the dumb horror movie that people make fun of with their friends.

[Ice cream, regardless of form, always makes him a little nostalgic.]