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dis shit is paopus

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I was starting to think I'd seen it all, and then this... world throws me a curve ball.

[Swing goes the feed and -- wat.]

I don't even... see how this works. Ice cream is food. So why is it staring at me and chirping?

[It's just sitting there on the counter, looking so adorable and innocent and sweet and edible... do you all see the problem here?]

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[Roxas isn't going to ask. The fact that there are stranger things out there than living ice cream is enough for him.]

At least it makes for a good story or something.

It makes a boring story; ice cream that came to life and tasted gross, oh no.

It could be the start of a horror movie or something.

A crappy horror movie. No one would pay to see that kind of thing; a real horror movie needs to make someone wet themselves.

Then it can be the dumb horror movie that people make fun of with their friends.

[Ice cream, regardless of form, always makes him a little nostalgic.]