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[shadowdive]

I was starting to think I'd seen it all, and then this... world throws me a curve ball.

[Swing goes the feed and -- wat.]



I don't even... see how this works. Ice cream is food. So why is it staring at me and chirping?

[It's just sitting there on the counter, looking so adorable and innocent and sweet and edible... do you all see the problem here?]

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[babel_hacker]

So a friendly person or someone you know. [Paaaause.] Is it edible?

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[tensai]

Well, Vanillite can make it snow! Wouldn't that be great during a super hot summer?

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[strategizer]

[he nods slowly]

Yeah. With the way the sun works you'd think this thing would look like a slushy or something.

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[seasaltkeys]

The ice cream's just for show then?

[Gross.]

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[foreveraclone]

[his brows raise.] You've got one as well?

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[railsb4pails]

Just beclaws it's cute doesn't mean it's not strong! [Nepeta claps a bit. She'll play with you!! ;w;/]

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[rooster_shout]

Maybe it's just wants your attention it's a baby after all

[That drum is smiling right now then again it's always smiling and it doesn't blink. Billy doesn't care though he thinks it's normal.]

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[shadowdive]

[You really need to ask from the ewwwwwww face Vanitas is making?]

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[shadowdive]

... Yeah. It's awful.

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[shadowdive]

No one I knew. [With the pause, he immediately shakes his head.] No, it tastes awful.

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[shadowdive]

I'd rather it was intimidating, it's a better look for me.

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[shadowdive]

[Don't tell him this, he'll gripe and make a face.]

I guess. It's just weird.

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[shadowdive]

I think it will melt the moment it leaves air conditioning.

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[shadowdive]

Maybe it evolves like that.

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[shadowdive]

[Lifting his eyebrow up a moment, he turns and releases something offscreen, then turns the screen down to a Glaceon that simply.. stares at the screen. with black dead souless eyesss ]

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[shadowdive]

What are you going to do, make them smell trash for a day? It's called wearing a gas mask, stupid.

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[shadowdive]

It doesn't need to like me. [Nope he's so taking a few steps away from the counter where the Pokemon hops to the edge of the counter.. and makes the most baw face at not being picked up.

Good grief don't cry you weird little ice cream thing.]

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[shadowdive]

I already have two other ice types that do that.

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[shadowdive]

Not all of the newly hatched ones are this weird. [That unblinking drum has caught Vanitas in a staring contest. Except -- shit, he blinked.]

What is that?

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[shadowdive]

I couldn't tell a real flavor, but it's too cold to really enjoy.

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[shadowdive]

No it isn't. It isn't even edible.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I'm not going to reveal my plans to the likes of you!

[But that's more or less the general idea, Vanitas.]

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[seasaltkeys]

[Just trying to make conversation.]

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[machinamonkey]

Aw, he's crying!

[ALL THE SYMPATHY for the ice cream]

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[rooster_shout]

They're not weird, they're super special! <

small>[The thing is smirking at you now it doesn't seem all that innocent. But it shifts back to it's goofy grin when Billy looks at it.]

Oh Beat, he's a tympole.