shadowdive | 27 // [video]

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dis shit is paopus

27 // [video]

I was starting to think I'd seen it all, and then this... world throws me a curve ball.

[Swing goes the feed and -- wat.]

I don't even... see how this works. Ice cream is food. So why is it staring at me and chirping?

[It's just sitting there on the counter, looking so adorable and innocent and sweet and edible... do you all see the problem here?]

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I couldn't tell a real flavor, but it's too cold to really enjoy.

Well, isn't it supposed to be?

Too cold to eat? I thought ice cream was supposed to have a flavor and be edible and enjoyable.

Well... cold anyway. Usually the salt keeps it from getting that cold. How cold is too much to eat?

[Give him a moment, he's checking his Dex.] Fifty below zero.

Yeah, that's way too cold to eat.

[Blehhhhh sigh.] Icicles probably would stick even if I let them sit out for an hour; it isn't warm enough yet to get away with a fifty below popsicle.

Maybe in Summer it can generate ice cream or something.

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