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[shadowdive]

[It's been a while since this number popped up on the network, golly gee, it must have something important to say - except the video feed is face down in the dirt and some amused Poke-sounds that aren't quite chitters loom nearby.]

No. [He sounds annoyed, but not exactly close to the gear. The sounds continue a little, before the gear is getting flipped over to stare up at the little gaggle of young Pokemon; a small Deino that is lightly gnawing on one Sylph's tails, and even if it should hurt, the Espeon don't give no shits. No, he's more interested in staring down his trainer who is a few feet away on his back, and he's staring at the camera upside down where he's flopped with such narrowed eyes.]

I said no, Sylph, put that away. No one is going to care where I found Annie.

[Annie? Who is that? It can't be - oh yeah, it definitely the Anorith crawling over his shoulder, past his face now and he's making a grossed out expression because oh my god she is a giant isopod and seeing the legs in motion is REALLY KIND OF NASTY. Brb rolling over with a lurch, while Sylph chuckles in a catlike way, Snaps minds his own business and Annie chirps happily and just. Crawls over the gear. Hope you like seeing those legs in motion, network, cause ew no really, google only if you want to see some gross bug legs.]

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[rather_eat_turquoise]

[Spike notices the strange angle of the feed, before it's covered in, well, bug legs. And he's seen those type of legs before. A little too many in fact.]

Hey, I guess you caught an Anorith too, huh?

I caught mine only coz it was gonna eat me if I didn't throw something at it. [This may be an overexaggeration...]

Um...won't your pokegear get damaged, sitting in the dirt like that?

anonstalking ho ho ho;

[capax_infiniti]

What a charming little creature.
The monster is quite charming, as well.

action;

[usedshooshpap]

[ he's just watching the scene and shaking his head. HIS Anorith is just sitting in his lap. not doing anything that could make Karkat cringe like Annie. ]

What is it with your bad luck with these little shitstains anyway.

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[islandshore]

[Sylph isn't the only one laughing. While, yes, those legs are kind of gross, it's hilarious to see Vani's reactions coupled with the freaky water bug's affection.]

Hey, look on the bright side. At least it doesn't have slimy tentacles.

[He'd take an Anorith to the face over Omastars and Omanytes.

Then again, he's never experienced a giant isopod crawling over his skin.]