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[It's been a while since this number popped up on the network, golly gee, it must have something important to say - except the video feed is face down in the dirt and some amused Poke-sounds that aren't quite chitters loom nearby.]

No. [He sounds annoyed, but not exactly close to the gear. The sounds continue a little, before the gear is getting flipped over to stare up at the little gaggle of young Pokemon; a small Deino that is lightly gnawing on one Sylph's tails, and even if it should hurt, the Espeon don't give no shits. No, he's more interested in staring down his trainer who is a few feet away on his back, and he's staring at the camera upside down where he's flopped with such narrowed eyes.]

I said no, Sylph, put that away. No one is going to care where I found Annie.

[Annie? Who is that? It can't be - oh yeah, it definitely the Anorith crawling over his shoulder, past his face now and he's making a grossed out expression because oh my god she is a giant isopod and seeing the legs in motion is REALLY KIND OF NASTY. Brb rolling over with a lurch, while Sylph chuckles in a catlike way, Snaps minds his own business and Annie chirps happily and just. Crawls over the gear. Hope you like seeing those legs in motion, network, cause ew ~~no really, google only if you want to see some gross bug legs~~.]

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[Sylph isn't the only one laughing. While, yes, those legs are kind of gross, it's hilarious to see Vani's reactions coupled with the freaky water bug's affection.]

Hey, look on the bright side. At least it doesn't have slimy tentacles.

[He'd take an Anorith to the face over Omastars and Omanytes.

Then again, he's never experienced a giant isopod crawling over his skin.]

Edited 2013-09-01 02:52 (UTC)

One of his acquaintances, stepping up for him.
Has he last the ability to fight his own battles?
Perhaps you're his verbal Pokemon.

Wrong, baldy. I'm stepping up for me since I'm the one that was burdened with the task of playing Lusus to the little shit and now I can't get rid of him. He's decided to be that annoying blood sucking leech that attaches itself onto your person as you waltz through the shallow, muddied waters of life. You can't even get it off by scrapping your leg against a rock. That's how permanently attached Vani is.

[ not that Karkat would have it any other way. he needs that stability, dammit. ]

You insulting the way that he is right now is like throwing a sucker punch my way and I don't take that shit from anyone. Though if you're the pretentious bilgesack that I was warned about, I'm going to laugh myself into passing out from lack of oxygen.

If one is not willing to burn away a leech then one can only blame themselves when it gorges itself and becomes a heavy dead weight. You made the choice, you took the burden willingly.

[Don't start a metaphor if you don't know all your facts.]

Take care not to swallow your tongue when you pass out. You'll have to pardon me, there is a boulder here that presents a more stimulating conversational target.

[hangup]

[Rolling his eyes, he scowls and offers up the isopod with a blehhh face.] They're gross to see in motion. I hope she evolves soon.

...You're a being of darkness and you're grossed out by crawling things. Do you realize how pathetic that makes you sound?

[ grabbing the thing and setting it down with his own. really, kids. 8T ]

Yeah, and shit like this doesn't come crawling by. Everything I made could be bipedal or fly. [He's going to flump into the grass again with a huff, and Annie makes a pleased sound to greet her similar friend.]

[ they can wiggle all of their icky legs together and make sounds for it. ]

I'd ask if you're like two, but I already know that's about accurate.

[Wow scuse me, he's rolling slightly to stick his tongue out so Karkat can see. deal wit it yo] You know full well I'm not two.

Tentacles I can handle. [These legs, he cannot. Ughghghghhhh]

Two.. Six... Same difference. Still you're only a toddler.

Right, if you insist. [DEAADPAN, narrowing his eyes from his lumped, childish place in the dirt yup.] How aren't you grossed out by them, are the legs something you've seen before?

[~~grubsssss~~]

[ shrugs. ]

Try having twelve to twenty four things with bug legs about this size trying to crawl all over you. Fresh out of the slime to boot!

[Yeah making that face again, but he's.. curious.] Slime?

We hatch from eggs Vanitas...

...... [He's just looking at him, Karkat you do not have six legs and arms ok.]

Do you not remember what I said about trolls.

[ Karkat groans, rubbing at his temples. ]

Nevermind. Dumb question.

We start out as grubs.

[So.

He looks at the Anoriths then.

And tries to picture it differently.]

...Closer to Caterpie with the body, but definitely like the legs of these Anoriths.

[ why is this so hard to grasp!? ]

[Because the legs are kind of gross. But the explanation, on a different body..]

............. [His expression shifts then and he coughs a little behind his hand, cracking a grin.] Sounds cuter like that.

[ Karkat stops fussing with the two little ones in his lap. why? to give Vanitas THE LOOK.

don't you dare call it cute. grubs are terrifying. ]

[You were the one bitching that he was calling them gross wow c:]

What, they sound way cuter with a less shelled frame.

The Pokémon?

The grubs. [Now imagining Karkat as a grub, those legs aren't awfully gross anymore.]

They aren't cute when you're covered from horn to toe in them.

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