Wrong, baldy. I'm stepping up for me since I'm the one that was burdened with the task of playing Lusus to the little shit and now I can't get rid of him. He's decided to be that annoying blood sucking leech that attaches itself onto your person as you waltz through the shallow, muddied waters of life. You can't even get it off by scrapping your leg against a rock. That's how permanently attached Vani is.

[ not that Karkat would have it any other way. he needs that stability, dammit. ]

You insulting the way that he is right now is like throwing a sucker punch my way and I don't take that shit from anyone. Though if you're the pretentious bilgesack that I was warned about, I'm going to laugh myself into passing out from lack of oxygen.