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[shadowdive]

Nhhhhhh!

[A medium pitched whine is what opens the feed up today, big yellow eyes frowning childishly into the screen. That is definitely Vanitas' face, but he's looking a little... off. While the face hogs the screen, there's a continuous sound of metal clashing on metal in the background, but Vanitas doesn't seem to be paying any attention to it. Instead, he's starting to make a few silly faces!

Crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue, then wiggling his eyebrows and blowing a raspberry, he's just amusing the hell out of himself, judging from the chittering chuckles. Jerking with a surprised yelp a moment later though, there's a large puff of smoke with the gear clattering on the ground.

Black and red streaks away before Vanitas is picking up the gear again with a very solid scowl.]

Little shit, using my face to look like an idiot...

[Oh was this thing on? Not anymore 8D]

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[timelymaid]

No, I understand what you're saying...I just don't know what else to ask about it, or how much you'd want to talk about it.

And I don't mind telling you about things.

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[shadowdive]

I'm pretty sure you're the nicest troll I've ever spoken with. You're upbeat even, instead of nice and just hiding it like Karkat does.

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[timelymaid]

[ ...Wow, that's some compliment, although she sort of has to laugh at the part about Karkat. ]

Ah, thank you? I don't think I'm the nicest out of all of us, even!

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[shadowdive]

You aren't a douchebag like Eridan or Sollux. Therefore, you are the nicest out of the ones I know.

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[timelymaid]

Oh, Sollux is just a grump, he's not that bad. [ ...To...her, anyway. ]

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[shadowdive]

He spent a six hour train ride talking about how I could hide a bomb in my hair, and bitching about cutting it.

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[timelymaid]

That's when you just tell him to shut up, really.

[ she's done that before in canon. ]

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[shadowdive]

He wouldn't, even when I said that.

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[timelymaid]

Probably not, but it can be fun to say!

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[shadowdive]

Would it work better if I said that's what you told me to do? I'll start punching him in the throat to shut him up otherwise.

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[timelymaid]

I really doubt it would help, but I'd prefer it if you didn't punch him!

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[shadowdive]

He all but asks for it, then sometimes he outright does. [SHRUUUUGS] But he would learn quick what to not say?

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[timelymaid]

Yes, but he might get hurt!

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[shadowdive]

Only for a little bit.

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[timelymaid]

Karkat would probably be upset if you did.

[ DIFFERENT TACTIC? ]

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[shadowdive]

[It works enough to make him huff a little, pouting mildly.] Then I'll punch him in the shoulder instead.

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[timelymaid]

[ ...Well, if she can;'t get punching taken out of the equation entirely, she will take the shoulder punching. You're welcome, Sollux. ]

That's probably a better choice!

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[shadowdive]

It's not like I was going to punch that hard anyway, just enough to deter him from more comments!

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[timelymaid]

Punching people in the throat still isn't a good idea, though.

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[shadowdive]

Old habits die hard.

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[timelymaid]

...You have a habit of punching people in the throat?

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[shadowdive]

Had. Haven't done it in a few years pretty much.

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[timelymaid]

[ what ]

That's a rather specific habit!

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[shadowdive]

It shut people up quick.

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[timelymaid]

Yes, but did they want to talk to you again ever after that?