28 // [audio]

[shadowdive]

[The feed starts out with a bit of static, but it wears off soon enough with Vanitas talking.]

Out of Mt. Mortar, starting now.

[Off to the side, his tone goes sour.] Now, you're learning how to freaking swim, and we're taking the other route next time. You got that?

I don't see what the bulge fondling deal was. We made it out just fine!

You're learning how to swim. Deal with it.

So, essentially, what we have here is you not wanting to confront your fears so you're more or less attempting to force me to do what doesn't come fucking naturally to anyone indigo on down?

Don't know what you're talking about, and I'm not looking for a lesson this time. While you're here, you're human, and humans can freaking swim.

You don't know what I'm talking about... How about I shove you the merry fuck back in there and sit my Lapras in front of the goddamn exit? What then?

[There's dead silence for a moment, before the sound of a fist hitting a face. Yeahh. The network gets a few audio cues that tell of a fistfight going down, before the gear is dropped and it cuts out.]

Comments

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

HE PUNCHED ME? WHY IS EVERYONE WORRIED ABOUT HIS FUCKING WELL BEING AND NOT MINE?

[video]

[fathersbeloved]

I'm truly sorry! He is my dearest friend after all. Are you alright too? He is very strong.

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

So you're down with your dearest friends punching innocent grubfuckers?

[video]

[fathersbeloved]

Ah... since he had so many scratches in his face, I just assumed you punched him back. That is a fight, is it not...?

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

It is a fight, but he started it!

[video]

[fathersbeloved]

And you followed suit... isn't that the point? I thought you fought to show who's physically stronger.

I'm just glad to hear he's fine, and now to learn you're fine too. I'm sure you both are good friends if you can fight and still walk together.