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[The feed starts out with a bit of static, but it wears off soon enough with Vanitas talking.]

Out of Mt. Mortar, starting now.

[Off to the side, his tone goes sour.] Now, you're learning how to freaking swim, and we're taking the other route next time. You got that?

I don't see what the bulge fondling deal was. We made it out just fine!

You're learning how to swim. Deal with it.

So, essentially, what we have here is you not wanting to confront your fears so you're more or less attempting to force me to do what doesn't come fucking naturally to anyone indigo on down?

Don't know what you're talking about, and I'm not looking for a lesson this time. While you're here, you're human, and humans can freaking swim.

You don't know what I'm talking about... How about I shove you the merry fuck back in there and sit my Lapras in front of the goddamn exit? What then?

[There's dead silence for a moment, before the sound of a fist hitting a face. Yeahh. The network gets a few audio cues that tell of a fistfight going down, before the gear is dropped and it cuts out.]

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Good girl. [AND ANOTHER AVOIDS THE MOUNTAIN. MY WORK HERE IS DONE.]

What are you going to do in Mahogany Town?

Waiting for Karkat to get his badge so I can take him to the lake and teach him to swim. That is why he didn't want to take the water route.

Wow, fuck you????

Quit your whining.

WHO'S WHINING?

[S-she'll just blink over here, confused.]

You agree that swimming isn't hard, right Beato?

Not at all, not at all! Oh... Unless you're wearing a big and heavy dress.

Yeah, but he wouldn't be wearing one. [And neither should you when you swim.]

Ah, but he would need a bathsuit, would he not?

Right. I'll get him one.

Please, be sure to get something he likes!

Are you implying I have bad taste? [Teasing a bit.]

Of course not, of course not! But you like different things than me, or than your friend, do you not?

We have a few of the same interests, so it should be better than if I were trying to buy you something.

I see... So you wouldn't know which bathsuit I'd like.

Right. [Something frilly probably, like that dress she wears so often...... crap. Now he's thinking about Beato in bathing suits 8|]

... [S-she can't help but giggle quietly.] I suppose... I'd buy something in red for you. It would be a good match for your black hair and golden eyes.

Red is my favorite color. [Clearing his throat a little, he snuffs.] Pink for you. Maybe a dark blue too.

I like pink, I do. Dark colors are lovely too! I believe black is my favorite color, though.

Why black? Real colors suit you better.

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