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[shadowdive]

I was starting to think I'd seen it all, and then this... world throws me a curve ball.

[Swing goes the feed and -- wat.]



I don't even... see how this works. Ice cream is food. So why is it staring at me and chirping?

[It's just sitting there on the counter, looking so adorable and innocent and sweet and edible... do you all see the problem here?]

Comments

[Video]

[rooster_shout]

[Billy looks at Beat again and this time the tympole makes a few sad whines. Billy takes a moment to think answering.]

Aww, don't worry Beat.

Mister, Beat was probably just making faces to make you smile.

[Beat chirps in agree but a normal person could tell it was all an act. Beat just like messing with people.]

[Video]

[shadowdive]

[Narrowing his eyes, yeah... he certainly doesn't buy that crap.] Then he can knock it off; when I smile, bad things happen.

[Video]

[rooster_shout]

But smiling means your happy right? Why would bad things happen?

[Beat actually looks intrigue by that. There is something wrong with this pokemon. Sadly Billy will never notice so Beat is free to screw over as many people as he wants.]

[Video]

[shadowdive]

Different things make me happy than the average person would enjoy.

[Video]

[rooster_shout]

Oh like peanut butter, bell pepper and scramble egg sandwiches? Those make me happy but other it makes other people sad.

[More like sick. Tympole is gives his trainer a look that screams wtf. Why is he stuck with his guy.]

[Video]

[shadowdive]

[He'd be snorting at the Tympole if he wasn't busy making a similar wtf expression.]

That sounds disgusting. More like when I smile, someone is being insulted or hurt. That, or they actually said something funny.

[Video]

[rooster_shout]

It's not disgusting it's yummy. It's spicy, sweet, and salty all at the same time. The texture is gooey and crunchy too!

[And he promptly tackled by Beat. Who doesn't want any more descriptions. Billy just lays there for a minute before getting back up. He not mad at Beat thinking the pokemon just wanted to play. Vanitas words make him frown a bit.]

Why would you smile about things like that? That sounds really mean.

[Video]

[shadowdive]

Still sounds gross.

Because I'm not nice.

[Video]

[rooster_shout]

Suit yourself then but you don't know what your missing!

You don't seem that bad. You remind me of Mr. Shadow actually.

[Video]

[shadowdive]

[... Okay, he has to snort at that.] I'm someones shadow, you could say.

[Video]

[rooster_shout]

Being someone shadow doesn't make you bad, unless that person was bad too.

[He trying hard to understand by he is only a silly kid.]

That's like saying the moon is bad just because it only comes out at night.

[Video]

[shadowdive]

Then your world was too full of light for you to understand what I am.

[Video]

[rooster_shout]

That's silly, you have night and day in my world and Morning land.

It was super dark in Morning land for a while but I fixed that.

[Video]

[shadowdive]

Wrong kind of 'dark' and 'light'. Light is.. [Thinks a moment.] Happy things. Kindness and all that crap.

Darkness is the opposite.