shadowdive | 27 // [video]

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dis shit is paopus

27 // [video]

I was starting to think I'd seen it all, and then this... world throws me a curve ball.

[Swing goes the feed and -- wat.]

I don't even... see how this works. Ice cream is food. So why is it staring at me and chirping?

[It's just sitting there on the counter, looking so adorable and innocent and sweet and edible... do you all see the problem here?]

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[Your ass is grass if you snicker, bro.]

It's way too cold. Not interested. [Getting dex information now...] Vanillite, the Fresh Snow Pokemon. This Pokémon formed from icicles bathed in energy from the morning sun. It sleeps buried in snow. The temperature of their breath is -58° F. They create snow crystals and make snow fall in the areas around them.

[... Well that answers why it's so freaking cold.]

[it probably will be, but he can punch you right back :|a]

Well I'm not sayin' eat it right away. You'd have to let it sit so the syrup can mi--

Well now that explains everything.

That's quite a weird way to be .. born. [Sun's energy on ice? Wat.]

[he nods slowly]

Yeah. With the way the sun works you'd think this thing would look like a slushy or something.

Maybe it evolves like that.

Out of the slush from snow and all that is melted rises a new slushie pokémon-- Vanillite.

[... Okay, he has to snort a bit.]

[hey, he tries! and he's gonna chuckle a bit too.]

It's name is kind of weird too though. [Eerily close to his own though for obviously unrelated reasons.]

Dude, it sounds like a cheap knock-off brand of Vanilla ice cream.

[Snorting a little, he cracks a half smirk.]

No, here's what I mean. My name is Vanitas.

Vanitas-- oh, oh. Yeah, I can kind of see how that can be frustrating. But at least there's that... l sound? [technically speaking, it's more of a ra sound to him.]

Maybe. It's still weird. [But the amusement lingers, glancing back down at the frozen "treat".]

I should name it something else; calling it "I. C." for short sounds like the start of a dumb joke.

Well, you could always call it slush or slushie.

Not creative enough.

Well, the ball is in your court. Just don't name it jr.

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