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[shadowdive]

I was starting to think I'd seen it all, and then this... world throws me a curve ball.

[Swing goes the feed and -- wat.]



I don't even... see how this works. Ice cream is food. So why is it staring at me and chirping?

[It's just sitting there on the counter, looking so adorable and innocent and sweet and edible... do you all see the problem here?]

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[seasaltkeys]

[This may be one of the rare times Roxas and Vanitas agree on something.]

Is...that a pokemon?

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[shadowdive]

It's .... supposed to be. I think. [I.C. is going to chirp like a bird over here and Vanitas looks so... so confused.]

But it looks like food. There is really something messed up with this place to make their prized living creatures look like .... this. [SOME DUMB HUMAN IS GOING TO TRY AND EAT IT.]

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[seasaltkeys]

Yeah, there is. That thing wins for weirdest pokemon.

[Seriously. Why is it chirping?]

Does it have a name?

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[shadowdive]

Even the trash bag Pokemon makes more sense than this; at least one doesn't eat trash. It was previously named Ice Cream. [He's been a little too baffled to rename it just yet.]

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[memorychains]

[..............]

Is that...

[ICE CREAM



WHAT.]

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[babel_hacker]

...Okay, that's a first.

[IS THAT ICE CREAM?]

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[railsb4pails]

Ice cream?

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[ex_aeroga402]

Maybe...it likes you?

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[shadowdive]

Yeah. [WHAT DO I DO WITH ICE CREAM THAT STARES BACK 8(((((((((((((((]

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[shadowdive]

Some guy at the store said something was waiting for me, and this is what comes out of the pokeball.

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[shadowdive]

I don't know what to do with it. [Vanillite says HIIII PERSON and chirps and.. wiggles.. from her place on the counter.]

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[shadowdive]

... How does that have anything to do with it being living ice cream? [sob he doesn't even care if it likes him at this point, IT'S LIVING ICE CREAM.]

[notrueking]

...ah. Well, that's... something, alright.

[THIS IS STUPID]

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[strategizer]

Have you tried eating it yet? Who knows, this one might be edible.

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[foreveraclone]

[he quirks a brow.] Where'd you find that?

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[shadowdive]

What am I supposed to do with something like this? [Eat it?]

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[shadowdive]

... [Why did you give him any sort of 'it's okay to try eating it'? It was like giving permission to a five year old that they can draw on the walls; it can't end well.]

Why would this be the only edible one? [Except he's going to reach and wipe some of that white off the top of the Pokemons head and stick it in his mouth. And promptly make a face.

Brainfreeeeezzzeeeee.]

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[shadowdive]

There was a package at the mart for me, and this is what came out of the pokeball.

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[strategizer]

[psshaw, he does this all the time with his heterosexual partner for life. he's gotta do it to someone here.]

Because man, you just said that it looked like ice cream. Do you see any other of these things that look like ice cream? [he does try to bite back the smirk though. because that face looks too pained.]

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[shadowdive]

[The living ice cream doesn't seem to care that she's missing a swirl on top of her head and only chirps happily at the screen, while her new trainer is holding his forehead.]

I'm going to say not edible. Too cold and I couldn't taste anything. [It's not like he's ever eaten snow before, nope..]

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[foreveraclone]

So Someone left it for you? Wonder why they would leave something like that. Looks like it'd be useless in front of a fire.

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[shadowdive]

I don't know. It's an ice type, so obviously. [Grumbling because what do with this weird cutesy ice cream thing.]

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[strategizer]

[hhh must resist the urge to snicker.]

So it's basically one giant snow cone sans the flavor. Fond some tasty syrup and call it a day.

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[memorychains]

[IDEK. LICK IT? :?]

...

[She just. Stares at it for a while.]

... and you said it was chirping?

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[foreveraclone]

I wonder if it'd melt on a hot day... [yep, still fixated on the cone pokémon...]