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[shadowdive]

I was starting to think I'd seen it all, and then this... world throws me a curve ball.

[Swing goes the feed and -- wat.]



I don't even... see how this works. Ice cream is food. So why is it staring at me and chirping?

[It's just sitting there on the counter, looking so adorable and innocent and sweet and edible... do you all see the problem here?]

Comments

[video]

[shadowdive]

Not creative enough.

[Video]

[shadowdive]

I haven't. Was it a large world?

[video]

[shadowdive]

[ROLLING HIS EYES HERE]

[Video]

[shadowdive]

I don't think it defrosts, and fire just knocks the thing out.

[video]

[ex_aeroga402]

It's true. Being strong isn't about hurting.

[video]

[shadowdive]

Don't waste your concerns on me.

[Video]

[babel_hacker]

Then...okay, I got nothing. [For now.]

[Video]

[shadowdive]

[kayneShrugs.]

I guess I'll just set it aside until I find something it can do. ... It could stop staring at me any time though. [Saying this particularly to the creepy ice cream past the gear now.]

[Video]

[babel_hacker]

Distract it! [How?]

[Video]

[shadowdive]

[Give him a moment, picking up the closest thing in reach -- Blitz the Minun -- and shoving him towards the baby Pokemon. Except I.C. is far more interested in leaning around the rodent to STARE MORE AT HER TRAINER.

Turns the feed to show the creepy stare.]

This thing is persistent.

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[foreveraclone]

Right... [SORRY, HE JUST... FINDS IT WEIRD. orz]

[video]

[strategizer]

Well, the ball is in your court. Just don't name it jr.

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

So just store the fucking thing. What's the problem here?

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[seasaltkeys]

I don't.

[Video]

[notrueking]

It was a sizable country, certainly.

[video]

[ex_aeroga402]

It's up to me what counts as wasteful. My time and my feelings, isn't that right?

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[shadowdive]

Except then, when you blamed the runt for your lame jokes.

[video]

[shadowdive]

The nurse gripes at me if I leave them there long enough.

[video]

[shadowdive]

[He wants to roll his eyes again, but settles for thinning his lips and just watching him through the screen.]

[video]

[ex_aeroga402]

So, I'm of the opinion that I'm not wasting my time.

[Video]

[babel_hacker]

It must really like you a lot.

[In a way.]

Are you really going to keep it?

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

Huh. Can't say I've had that happen.

[video]

[justicereigns]

Maybe in Summer it can generate ice cream or something.

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[seasaltkeys]

[He tries to come up with a good response, but fails. As such, the video disconnects because he's being a brat. Vanitas wins this round.]

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[shadowdive]

[AW YIS PARTAY OVER HEARRRR]