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[shadowdive]

I was starting to think I'd seen it all, and then this... world throws me a curve ball.

[Swing goes the feed and -- wat.]



I don't even... see how this works. Ice cream is food. So why is it staring at me and chirping?

[It's just sitting there on the counter, looking so adorable and innocent and sweet and edible... do you all see the problem here?]

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[shadowdive]

They're really weird- [It smirked at him.] He just smirked at me in a smug way.

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[shadowdive]

Yes. [Conversation yeahhhh] It's so cold it hurts to eat.

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[shadowdive]

But you really want to, just to brag, don't you? [Spill it, you lamer.]

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[shadowdive]

No it isn't. [Rejectinggggg. And the Pokemon has the wiggling lip of baw shaking and Vanitas looks so displeased about the entire situation.]

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[rooster_shout]

No they're not- [He gives beat a once over; same goofy little grin as always.] Huh, Beat isn't smirking, he's just smiling he always does that.

[Once Billy's back is turn, the smugness is back.]

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[machinamonkey]

He is! Lookit him!

[She wants one. They're so cute]

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[shadowdive]

[.............. That little prick--]

He did it when you weren't looking.

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[shadowdive]

[Nghghhhhhhh >(((( Okay, fine, he'll pick it up. Holding it very far away though. Vanillite just squees happily then, wiggling to try and get herself closer than arms length.]

What the -- you have no arms, stop climbing on me.

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[machinamonkey]

I think he likes you! Or else he just wants you to like him.

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[rooster_shout]

[Billy looks at Beat again and this time the tympole makes a few sad whines. Billy takes a moment to think answering.]

Aww, don't worry Beat.

Mister, Beat was probably just making faces to make you smile.

[Beat chirps in agree but a normal person could tell it was all an act. Beat just like messing with people.]

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[shadowdive]

[Narrowing his eyes, yeah... he certainly doesn't buy that crap.] Then he can knock it off; when I smile, bad things happen.

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[shadowdive]

I won't like it until it proves it's strong.

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[rooster_shout]

But smiling means your happy right? Why would bad things happen?

[Beat actually looks intrigue by that. There is something wrong with this pokemon. Sadly Billy will never notice so Beat is free to screw over as many people as he wants.]

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[machinamonkey]

That's not very nice...he just wants a friend, I think! You don't have to be mean to him.

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[shadowdive]

Different things make me happy than the average person would enjoy.

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[shadowdive]

I don't care if I'm "mean", I just want it to be worth training. I won't train something that stays weak.

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[machinamonkey]

I'm sure he'll be fine!

[Something that cute has to be fine.

At least, that's Rikku's logic]

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[rooster_shout]

Oh like peanut butter, bell pepper and scramble egg sandwiches? Those make me happy but other it makes other people sad.

[More like sick. Tympole is gives his trainer a look that screams wtf. Why is he stuck with his guy.]

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[shadowdive]

[He'd be snorting at the Tympole if he wasn't busy making a similar wtf expression.]

That sounds disgusting. More like when I smile, someone is being insulted or hurt. That, or they actually said something funny.

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[shadowdive]

[Just wait till she learns that the ice cream? Is a girl.]

We'll see. I've already got two ice types, so I shouldn't need more.

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[machinamonkey]

If you don't want him, I could...I dunno, buy him from you or something?

[She really wants one]

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[rooster_shout]

It's not disgusting it's yummy. It's spicy, sweet, and salty all at the same time. The texture is gooey and crunchy too!

[And he promptly tackled by Beat. Who doesn't want any more descriptions. Billy just lays there for a minute before getting back up. He not mad at Beat thinking the pokemon just wanted to play. Vanitas words make him frown a bit.]

Why would you smile about things like that? That sounds really mean.

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[shadowdive]

[Pausing, he winds up looking down at the ice cream just slowly working her way up his arm, and stays quiet for a few minutes.]

... Maybe, but probably not until I've worked with it a bit. [Wait for the eggs-]

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[machinamonkey]

[Eggs! Whoo!]

Just lemme know if you decide you don't want him. I'm Rikku, by the way.

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[shadowdive]

Still sounds gross.

Because I'm not nice.