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[shadowdive]

I was starting to think I'd seen it all, and then this... world throws me a curve ball.

[Swing goes the feed and -- wat.]



I don't even... see how this works. Ice cream is food. So why is it staring at me and chirping?

[It's just sitting there on the counter, looking so adorable and innocent and sweet and edible... do you all see the problem here?]

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Sorry Vanitas, but now it's his turn to laugh at you.]

How ridiculousssss!

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[machinamonkey]

...it can't be edible. It's too cute!

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[ex_aeroga402]

Well I meant the staring and chirping part...

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[shadowdive]

It's method of "talking", is all I can guess. [Yeah, that ice cream is gonna chirp somemore.]

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[shadowdive]

[He's realizing he's been having a staring contest with the weird ice cream, and his expression takes on a bit of 'aughhhhh'.] It doesn't blink either. [This is almost as bad as his Glaceon staring with those black dead eyes.]

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[ex_aeroga402]

It doesn't? That's pretty unusual...

But Hope had a Natu once and it was like that. Always staring.

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[shadowdive]

[Your ass is grass if you snicker, bro.]

It's way too cold. Not interested. [Getting dex information now...] Vanillite, the Fresh Snow Pokemon. This Pokémon formed from icicles bathed in energy from the morning sun. It sleeps buried in snow. The temperature of their breath is -58° F. They create snow crystals and make snow fall in the areas around them.

[... Well that answers why it's so freaking cold.]

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[shadowdive]

... Maybe. [That might be funny to see, but with the nurse giving him a look across the counter, he can't say so.]

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[shadowdive]

At least it'll have a use on a hot day, unlike your smelly trash bag. [NO, THIS IS NOT FUNNY.]

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[shadowdive]

I'm more concerned about it staring at me and chirping. [Whyyyyyy....]

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[shadowdive]

Kit does it without making noise. [WHY ARE HIS POKEMON BECOMING CREEPY 'I WATCH YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP' WEIRDOS. Moving to the side a little, the ice cream turns with him, not moving her eyes. 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD]

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[machinamonkey]

Yeah, that is kinda creepy...Have you asked it to stop?

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[seasaltkeys]

I guess that...makes sense.

Man, pokemon keep getting weirder and weirder.

[He needs to check the pokedex]

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Really? Good luck using it before it melts!

[Snickering.]

And my trash bag is incredibly useful!

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[ex_aeroga402]

[...they take after him? He's done that to Ventus before]

They're individuals just like we are.

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[babel_hacker]

So it's a gift? Who would send one to you?

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[railsb4pails]

[:D!!!! HIIII!! She waves and giggles]

I think it's cute! And you should definitely keep it! I think it wants to play! [;w;]

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[tensai]

Vanillite's a pretty cool Pokemon, actually! Mine's better though!

[Because his is sitting on top of his head and is... really just a different color.]

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[pinnedbangs]

[AHAHAHAHAHAHAH -- the seemingly cool guy just keeps on getting cute or silly looking pokemon!]

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[notrueking]

Can it fight? I suppose there's some tactical advantage to be gained by your opponent being utterly baffled by it.

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[rooster_shout]

He looks really yummy and fun [says the boy siting on the weird tadpole thing.>

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[foreveraclone]

I wonder if it regenerates what it looses in colder temperatures.

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[strategizer]

[it probably will be, but he can punch you right back :|a]

Well I'm not sayin' eat it right away. You'd have to let it sit so the syrup can mi--

Well now that explains everything.

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[justicereigns]

Wow. So I'm not the only one getting hungry form looking at it?

[Grumbles.] Definitely need some ice cream now.

[usedshooshpap]

[ brb loling ]