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[shadowdive]

[After fiddling with the gear for a bit and checking the network, it seemed like it's impossible to tell who is who... so now seemed like a prime time to ask without embarrassment. Now to just keep it short in case the text glitches and gibberishes the question...]

someone explain what 'the talk' is

[Someone should answer, people are always answering questions or being nosy.]

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crying, reusing terminology that was used for him...

[shadowdive]

girls have "gardens", which means they're the only ones who can grow anything in them

Fffffff oh god that terminology. I'm dying.

[beforethedarkness]

[What the heck is he reading.]

Gardens.

hahahahahah SASUKE STOP ASKING AHHAHAHA

[shadowdive]

girl parts. a hole between their legs that isn't for pooping from?

[I CAN'T HANDLE THAT HE JUST TYPED THIS]

DYING. DYING SO MUCH oh god it hurts from laughing so much Vanitas why

[beforethedarkness]

[WHAT. Excuse him, Vanitas, but you just broke him a little. He's staring so hard at his pokégear right now.

A little more.]

Why;s that important?

[HE NEEDS AN ADULT]

AHHAHAHAHAHHA

[shadowdive]

guys have to put their stuff there and that's how girls have babies. so two girls can't make one because they're lacking whatever a guy has, and two guys can't make one because they're lacking whatever a girl has.

[beforethedarkness]

[He totally just made the gesture with his hands to try and visualize too. Good thing this is text.]

so the talk just explains that?

[shadowdive]

[Kakashi would be proud of those hand gestures, wouldn't he.]

yeah

[beforethedarkness]

[Not so sure about proud, but definitely amused.]

Good to know.

[Sorry Vanitas, he's probably not going to respond further than that unless you give him a good reason to.]

[shadowdive]

if you need to know the whole thing, just dig it out through the other texts. i got a couple versions that are similar, just with different names for the parts.

[beforethedarkness]

this is enough

[Translation, he's just a little traumatized by what he's learned so far and he's not sure he wants to go digging further. He got his question answered, anyway.]

[shadowdive]

alright

[lollllll]