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[shadowdive]

[After fiddling with the gear for a bit and checking the network, it seemed like it's impossible to tell who is who... so now seemed like a prime time to ask without embarrassment. Now to just keep it short in case the text glitches and gibberishes the question...]

someone explain what 'the talk' is

[Someone should answer, people are always answering questions or being nosy.]

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[Text Forever] Let's mortify Kairi more! Also pff me and forgetting stuff in posts, sorry about this

[beforethedarkness]

[What the heck?

... ... ...

All right he can't stand it. He figures that the pokégear screw-ups will keep him anonymous anyway so he might as well. That and he has nothing better to do right now, since training is on hold and he's not working at the moment and thank god he's not.]

Why are you asking?

[But that doesn't mean that he'll let on that he doesn't know just yet.]

[text] IT'S FINE HURR

[shadowdive]

because i don't know what it is and want it explained to me

[beforethedarkness]

Why is it important to know?

[And, after a minute or two, a follow-up text. The post is a bit old, so maybe someone else answered.]

What did you find out?

fff i run them all as separate threads that don't mix and match really /PRETENDS FOR HIS SAKE

[shadowdive]

it's necessary information for being in a relationship, i guess.

it's about 'puberty'.

Haha fair enough~ Also oh god Sas why

[beforethedarkness]

[And there goes his interest in the topic.

... He's still curious though.] What does puberty have to do with 'the talk'?

DOES HE GET TO SHARE 'THE TALK' WITH HIM!?

[shadowdive]

when a mans body is ready to make babies with a girl, 'the talk' explains how its done.

Actually, he's almost as clueless as Vanitas. XD; Head-canonly he is, anyway.

[beforethedarkness]

[... Sasuke isn't sure he wants to know where this is going at all anymore. Is this the kind of thing that was in Kakashi's book? But... What exactly was it?

...]

It's just between boys and girls?

lolllll AWESOME

[shadowdive]

i don't think so. they're the only ones that can make children together though.

Yep! :D

[beforethedarkness]

is that so.
Why's that?

crying, reusing terminology that was used for him...

[shadowdive]

girls have "gardens", which means they're the only ones who can grow anything in them

Fffffff oh god that terminology. I'm dying.

[beforethedarkness]

[What the heck is he reading.]

Gardens.

hahahahahah SASUKE STOP ASKING AHHAHAHA

[shadowdive]

girl parts. a hole between their legs that isn't for pooping from?

[I CAN'T HANDLE THAT HE JUST TYPED THIS]

DYING. DYING SO MUCH oh god it hurts from laughing so much Vanitas why

[beforethedarkness]

[WHAT. Excuse him, Vanitas, but you just broke him a little. He's staring so hard at his pokégear right now.

A little more.]

Why;s that important?

[HE NEEDS AN ADULT]

AHHAHAHAHAHHA

[shadowdive]

guys have to put their stuff there and that's how girls have babies. so two girls can't make one because they're lacking whatever a guy has, and two guys can't make one because they're lacking whatever a girl has.

[beforethedarkness]

[He totally just made the gesture with his hands to try and visualize too. Good thing this is text.]

so the talk just explains that?

[shadowdive]

[Kakashi would be proud of those hand gestures, wouldn't he.]

yeah

[beforethedarkness]

[Not so sure about proud, but definitely amused.]

Good to know.

[Sorry Vanitas, he's probably not going to respond further than that unless you give him a good reason to.]

[shadowdive]

if you need to know the whole thing, just dig it out through the other texts. i got a couple versions that are similar, just with different names for the parts.

[beforethedarkness]

this is enough

[Translation, he's just a little traumatized by what he's learned so far and he's not sure he wants to go digging further. He got his question answered, anyway.]

[shadowdive]

alright

[lollllll]