Yeah, I'm starting to wonder how you got around at all with this princess in tow, draining all your funds. [Not like he has to work extra to pay for his part.]

Besides, the beds at the center are too small for someone else to fit in them; that's why you sleep with a weapon at your side. People will learn to stop trying to sleep near you. [Or you creep them out by staring with glowing eyes in the dark.]