shadowdive: (ugh)
Vanitas ([personal profile] shadowdive) wrote2012-05-22 10:00 pm

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[The feed starts out with a bit of static, but it wears off soon enough with Vanitas talking.]

Out of Mt. Mortar, starting now.

[Off to the side, his tone goes sour.] Now, you're learning how to freaking swim, and we're taking the other route next time. You got that?

I don't see what the bulge fondling deal was. We made it out just fine!

You're learning how to swim. Deal with it.

So, essentially, what we have here is you not wanting to confront your fears so you're more or less attempting to force me to do what doesn't come fucking naturally to anyone indigo on down?

Don't know what you're talking about, and I'm not looking for a lesson this time. While you're here, you're human, and humans can freaking swim.

You don't know what I'm talking about... How about I shove you the merry fuck back in there and sit my Lapras in front of the goddamn exit? What then?

[There's dead silence for a moment, before the sound of a fist hitting a face. Yeahh. The network gets a few audio cues that tell of a fistfight going down, before the gear is dropped and it cuts out.]
babel_hacker: (The Aspiring Programmer)

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[personal profile] babel_hacker 2012-05-24 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
I don't really think something like that can do anyone in.

...So you guys started brawling over swimming?
babel_hacker: (Walking on)

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[personal profile] babel_hacker 2012-05-24 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
I figured. You'd really have to try hard to die in this world.
colorsofthewind: (there's a what in the where?)

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[personal profile] colorsofthewind 2012-05-24 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Vanitas? Are you okay?
usedshooshpap: (I)

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[personal profile] usedshooshpap 2012-05-25 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
On the surface it probably looked like that. Tch! Dumbass is being all huffy for no reason.
usedshooshpap: (XVI)

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[personal profile] usedshooshpap 2012-05-25 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! I was the one hitting the ground like a newborn hoofbeast over here!
colorsofthewind: (comparing bust sizes never ends well)

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[personal profile] colorsofthewind 2012-05-25 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! I'm terribly sorry. You're not hurt, I hope?
colorsofthewind: (that is one giant robot)

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[personal profile] colorsofthewind 2012-05-25 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
What happened?
colorsofthewind: (why is there a waffle up there?)

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[personal profile] colorsofthewind 2012-05-25 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
You're not hurt, are you?
colorsofthewind: (ahahaha. haha... ha.)

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[personal profile] colorsofthewind 2012-05-25 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Well, ah, at least it's not bleeding.
fathersbeloved: (WOLVES?!)

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[personal profile] fathersbeloved 2012-05-25 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ASDFGHJKLÑ]

Vanitas? Did you fall? Are you alright??

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[personal profile] ex_aeroga402 2012-05-26 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
A wh...

[What kind of language is this? Oh his virgin ears]

I don't think he's got many good memories of home.

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[personal profile] ex_aeroga402 2012-05-26 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Better memories can't hurt, right?

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[personal profile] clawshot 2012-05-26 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be sure I do that. Thanks for the pointers.

[Earnest appreciation? You bet]

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[personal profile] clawshot 2012-05-26 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
That'd make things complicated...

Did you want one though?

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[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-05-26 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ oops. KARKAT IS GOING TO CORRUPT YOUR TONGUES, BOYS. ]

I am starting to gather that. Does nothing GOOD ever happen to anybody?
fathersbeloved: (Trapped in a golden cage)

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[personal profile] fathersbeloved 2012-05-26 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so...? Have you cleaned your face? [Points at the scratches...]

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