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[shadowdive]

I was starting to think I'd seen it all, and then this... world throws me a curve ball.

[Swing goes the feed and -- wat.]



I don't even... see how this works. Ice cream is food. So why is it staring at me and chirping?

[It's just sitting there on the counter, looking so adorable and innocent and sweet and edible... do you all see the problem here?]

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[shadowdive]

Yeah, at least I've had a few who don't want to evolve. My Murkrow and Charmeleon are examples. They like being small I think because they both hoard shiny crap.

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[strategizer]

Vanitas-- oh, oh. Yeah, I can kind of see how that can be frustrating. But at least there's that... l sound? [technically speaking, it's more of a ra sound to him.]

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[foreveraclone]

[he quirks his brow a little] What?

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[notrueking]

Hahaha, quite the opposite, actually! Then again, I'm not entirely sure how opposite being the leader of a country is to that.

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[seasaltkeys]

Then it can be the dumb horror movie that people make fun of with their friends.

[Ice cream, regardless of form, always makes him a little nostalgic.]

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[babel_hacker]

Maybe it'd be good if we purify the water. [Or whatever people do to clear out bacteria from drinking water.]

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[justicereigns]

Yeah, that's way too cold to eat.

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[usedshooshpap]

Your point?

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[shadowdive]

You suck at this kind of thing, don't you.

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[shadowdive]

[The word 'purify' just makes him think something else.] No, it's just too cold, not dirty or anything like that.

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[shadowdive]

[... Orly now? The question itself actually shows on his face with his eyebrows shooting up.]

What was it called?

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[shadowdive]

Maybe. It's still weird. [But the amusement lingers, glancing back down at the frozen "treat".]

I should name it something else; calling it "I. C." for short sounds like the start of a dumb joke.

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[shadowdive]

[The question makes him quirk his head.] What do you mean, what?

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[shadowdive]

[Blehhhhh sigh.] Icicles probably would stick even if I let them sit out for an hour; it isn't warm enough yet to get away with a fifty below popsicle.

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[shadowdive]

It's completely unfunny to get useless things.

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[babel_hacker]

Oh...in that case, just let it warm up. Or boil it over fire.

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[foreveraclone]

They hoard shiny crap.

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[notrueking]

Amestris. You may have heard of it, though it doesn't seem to be that well known.

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[usedshooshpap]

Not when it happens to someone else.

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[strategizer]

Well, you could always call it slush or slushie.

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[seasaltkeys]

If I do, it's Sora's fault.

[Witty. Oh so witty.]

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[ex_aeroga402]

If anything, that just says you don't take care of yourself.

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[shadowdive]

They like to collect shiny things.

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[shadowdive]

Don't make excuses for your own failures.

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[shadowdive]

Yeah. In my case, it's unfunny.