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[shadowdive]

I was starting to think I'd seen it all, and then this... world throws me a curve ball.

[Swing goes the feed and -- wat.]



I don't even... see how this works. Ice cream is food. So why is it staring at me and chirping?

[It's just sitting there on the counter, looking so adorable and innocent and sweet and edible... do you all see the problem here?]

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[meatysoviet]

Should check to see if is edible- since creatures can not die should have renewable food source at least~

[Is it a bad thing that he is entirely serious about this?]

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[shadowdive]

They are. [Thinking, Vanitas is going to reach and cautiously flick some of the 'ice cream' on top of that smiling face. The Pokemon hardly reacts, just makes a happy chirp at being acknowledged, so he sticks his finger in his mouth to see if that white actually is ice cream.

And promptly makes a face.]

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[shadowdive]

I don't know. It seems like the person is gone though, whoever it was.

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[shadowdive]

I don't need cute things though. [The Pokemon seems to agree with wanting to play, and hops a little on its cone body to try and get closer.]

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[shadowdive]

... Good point. [Even if he needs to stop being baffled by it too. Frowning though, he tilts his head at the living ice cream.] It's not really my... style, though.

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[shadowdive]

That's quite a weird way to be .. born. [Sun's energy on ice? Wat.]

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[shadowdive]

It might. My Glaceon doesn't do as well in high temperatures as cooler ones, so this shouldn't be too different.

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[shadowdive]

For what, making people gag? Or maybe they're laughing at it.

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[shadowdive]

... I don't normally ask usually inanimate things to stop making noise at me. [Though, Pokemon, what do 8(]

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[shadowdive]

What makes it cool, outside of the ice joke? It's purple, that's all I can see.

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[machinamonkey]

Normally, inanimate objects aren't making noise and blinking.

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[shadowdive]

[QUIT YOUR LAUGHING, FOO. Rin you are getting the nastiest look he can make.]

Shut up.

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[shadowdive]

It's not "yummy" and it keeps chirping at me like a weirdo. [What is that, a drum with a face?]

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[shadowdive]

No. [He wants ice cream but now he is unsure on if it'll suddenly have a face too.] It doesn't taste good either though. [The Pokemon is missing a fingermark of 'frosting' on its head.]

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[shadowdive]

Yeah yeah, get your laughs out now. [So then you can STFU >(((((((((((]

[shadowdive]

[Yes, but then again, Vanitas already tried; Is that also bad?]

It isn't, or if it is, it tastes awful.

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[notrueking]

Well, you're not stuck with it. I suppose you could trade it away for something you'd find more suited to your tastes.

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[shadowdive]

[forever dis face] Whatever. [Grumbling, he's taking an awkward minute in trying to tell the Vanillite to stop staring at him.

Nah, she's just going to wiggle and try to hop towards him.]

No, I said stop staring at me, not get closer!

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[shadowdive]

I guess. [Except he's never traded, plus this adoring gaze is kind of nice. Underneath it creeping him out, at least.] I don't know who would want something that sits and stares though.

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[notrueking]

Have you tried to use it in a battle yet? Maybe it's more useful than you'd think.

[EVEN HE SOUNDS DOUBTFUL, THOUGH...]

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

If they're laughing at it, they won't be for much longer!

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[justicereigns]

What does it taste like?

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[machinamonkey]

I think it likes you.

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[usedshooshpap]

It's pretty damn funny, Van.

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[memorychains]

... have you tried tasting it?

[Ice cream taste is forever relevant to bitties.]