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Vanitas ([personal profile] shadowdive) wrote2011-08-28 12:37 am

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[It's late in the evening when the feed has flipped on for the first time in a long time... but there's no one in sight, except Sanaa the Swablu. Lit by the glow of a campfire, she chirps happily at the screen before fluffing her wings and fluttering out of sight. There's some mild dragging sounds between the bird and what sounds like a Minun, as the two then proceed to set up the Gear.

Just what are they filming, silly Pokemon?

There's a couple of young kids sitting out in the sand, building onto a rather elaborate looking castle, and the feed just continues. Well into five minutes of just recording the kids working, something drops very suddenly right smack dab into their sand building, and gives a prompt and sharp sounding RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
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WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[Both children run off, though only one was absolutely wailing while the other was teeheeing, the person standing in the middle of what used to be the sand castle starts chuckling. Turning where the light finally catches, it's Vanitas, and he is grinning from ear to ear, looking somewhat giddy even.]

Now that, Runt, is how you properly startle someone. [The Minun gives a sort of agreement noise, and Vanitas? Doesn't even seem to care that the PokeGear is on. Apparently he's been having a contest with his mischevious electric rodent on scaring residents, and guess who just pulled into the lead with this ridiculous number?

Yeah, he's moving to pick up the Gear and shut it off now though, cause he so doesn't want to be around when the kids come back with the nagging mother. It would involve dodging police and Vanitas is actually enjoying himself for a change.
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[Video] Trollin' stake reportin'

[identity profile] redeyesforpride.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, she's so laughing at this.]

[video] sup fellow troll

[identity profile] subvertio.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He's re-situated himself out by the lighthouse now to avoid crazy mom figures by the time he responds. Not like it's done anything to damper his cheeky expression though.]

It was good, wasn't it.

[identity profile] endlessmagic.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahahahahah!
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-08-28 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know, picking on little kids makes it look like you're compensating for something.

[Video]

[identity profile] subvertio.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't deny how hilarious their faces looked.

[video]

[identity profile] subvertio.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[GOOD, MORE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THE LOLS HE GOT TO HAVE.]
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-08-28 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, don't get me wrong. Their faces were hilarious.

I'm just saying.

Not exactly an impressive act of ferocity, there.

[Video]

[identity profile] subvertio.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't need to be ferocious to scare children. [Shrugging, he's still working that big smile off his face in an effort to retain his sense of normalcy.]

So you were saying something about compensation?

[video]

[identity profile] endlessmagic.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Kyahahahahahahah! The look on their faces were quite priceless!
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-08-29 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Next time, try scaring a big muscly dude.

Then I'll be impressed.

[video]

[identity profile] subvertio.livejournal.com 2011-08-30 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
It was worth waiting twenty minutes for them to relax enough at being in a darker area of the beach.

[Video]

[identity profile] subvertio.livejournal.com 2011-08-30 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Let me see you scare someone first.
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-08-30 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not the one kicking over sandcastles. I got nothin' to prove.

But tell you what, next time I scare the shit outta somebody, I'll broadcast it.

[Video]

[identity profile] subvertio.livejournal.com 2011-08-30 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
It's not something to prove, it's just part of the competition. [Shruuuuuugs, and that bit about kicking over sandcastles only prompts another unshoed foot to push another tower over.]

Good, I'll wait for it.
foolishwren: I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS, DEFEATED. (THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF THOSE JEANS")

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-08-30 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[A chuckle.]

Oh, buddy, if you're in the kicking-over-sandcastles faze of scaring, you've DEFINITELY got something to prove.

That's like trying to beat a five-year-old in a crayon-drawing contest. Not much competition.

[Video]

[identity profile] subvertio.livejournal.com 2011-08-30 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't start it, but I'm not about to just give up because it's dumb. [Turning the feed to show his Minun, he snorts.] His idea.

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[identity profile] endlessmagic.livejournal.com 2011-08-30 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
.... My, my. What a cruel man. ... [ cacklecackle ] I suppose you did not do bad. After all, what is a prank of sorts if you cannot properly surprise them?

[video]

[identity profile] subvertio.livejournal.com 2011-08-30 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
I can't say I've been called cruel before. [A monster, on the other hand..]

This was only childs play though. I can do far better. [Though his heart just isn't in it as much as it used to be; he gets a kick out of how funny it looks, but he doesn't... thrive exactly the way he used to on the negative emotion of fear.]
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-08-30 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: ... I'm having mental images of Vanitas in this video.]

... So you're having a scaring contest with an adorable little blue mouse?

... Yep. Still not convinced.

[Video]

[identity profile] subvertio.livejournal.com 2011-08-30 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: That is beautiful and I cannot stop laughing.]

[Actually for that matter, putting it in those terms? Prompts this look on his face.]
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-08-30 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: YOU'RE WELCOME.]

Mmmhm. Yep.

[Smirking lazily, Heather tosses her head a bit and buffs her nails on her shirt.]

Gonna have to step up the effort a little there, m'man.

[Video]

[identity profile] subvertio.livejournal.com 2011-08-30 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, fine. I'll do more than scare some kids. [Let's see, scaring Heather might be entertaining.] You're in Goldenrod still, huh?
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-08-30 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[... Oh boy. Scaring Heather would definitely be entertaining, but it'd also probably result in violence. ... Like, bad violence. Especially right now, when her nerves are shot like frayed threads.]

Nope. I've been in Olivine for the last couple months. Now I'm on the road again.

[Video]

[identity profile] subvertio.livejournal.com 2011-08-30 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Huh, I'm still there... guess we kept passing each other. [More like he's been hiding out indoors to avoid the sun because eff that brightness >((( bright lights have been hurting his eyes lately.]

Where are you heading?

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[identity profile] attrites.livejournal.com 2011-08-30 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
That's harsh.

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